tk maxx i fucking hate you. and your ludicrously mispriced merchandise. how can a fucking plastic luella handbag be 700 quid if a bigger leather one if 300?!?!! HOW? 200. i have been robbed. i can’t find the bag online anywhere to find what it’s called or how much it cost fresh from luella so i can confirm my suspicions. obsessive, obsessive.
anyone an expert on past luella handbag collections?
December 10, 2009, 10:06pm
1. They are used to denote a missing letter or letters, for example:
I can’t instead of I cannot
I don’t instead of I do not
it’s instead of it is
2. They are used to denote possession, for example:
the dog’s bone
the company’s logo
Jones’s bakery (but Joneses’ bakery if owned by more than one Jones)
… but please note that the possessive form of it does not take an apostrophe any more than ours, yours or hers do
the bone is in its mouth
… however, if there are two or more dogs, companies or Joneses in our example, the apostrophe comes after the ‘s’:
the dogs’ bones
the companies’ logos
Joneses’ bakeries
3. Apostrophes are NEVER ever used to denote plurals! Common examples of such abuse (all seen in real life!) are:
Banana’s for sale which of course should read Bananas for sale
Menu’s printed to order which should read Menus printed to order
MOT’s at this garage which should read MOTs at this garage
1000’s of bargains here! which should read 1000s of bargains here!
New CD’s just in! which should read New CDs just in!
Buy your Xmas tree’s here! which should read Buy your Xmas trees here!
Note: Special care must be taken over the use of your and you’re as they sound the same but are used quite differently:
your is possessive as in this is your pen
you’re is short for you are as in you’re coming over to my house
December 09, 2009, 9:32pm
If you don’t like it why don’t you just fuck off.
December 09, 2009, 9:30pm
December 09, 2009, 9:23pm
It’s all so ironic the things that you think
You preface them all with a nod and a whink
The clothes that you wear and the words that you speak
You’re so fucking clever, you’re tongues in your cheek
You stand on the sidelines and shit on it all
never getting involved ‘cause you might take the fall
Your apathy hides the fact that you’re scared
of expressing opinions or showing you care
The irony is that you totally suck
You can look down on me and I don’t give a fuck
‘Cause I hate assholes who hide behind fashion
Who live life devoid of emotion or passion
All style and no substance, you’re flesh without bone
Another footsoldier in an army of clones
So fuck your snide ways and your snotty asides
I fucking hate you and all of your kind
You..
I hate you
December 09, 2009, 9:09pm
There is an important difference between your and you’re.
December 08, 2009, 9:59pm
